Bizarre Vending Machines

Vending machines are typically known as the best place to get an overpriced bottle of soda, or some chips that never quite replace the 2 meals you’ve missed that day. In our narrow way of thinking, we tend to think of vending machines as small, mechanized snack food dispensaries and nothing more. We in the Western world tend to be a little unimaginative with our vending machines. We think a vending machine with a credit card slot is a massive leap forward when it’s not even close to the astoundingly strange, yet magnificently cool vending machines that are actually out there.

Here are some of them.

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Live Lobsters


Live Bait


Eggs


Pizza


Umbrellas


Porn


Kosher Foods


Batteries


Neckties


Sex Toys


Crabs


Proactiv


Pringles


Beer


Instant Noodles


Sneakers


Bread


Pet Beetles


Toilet Paper


Designer Condoms


iPods

Bizarre Vending Machines

Vending machines are typically known as the best place to get an overpriced bottle of soda, or some chips that never quite replace the 2 meals you’ve missed that day. In our narrow way of thinking, we tend to think of vending machines as small, mechanized snack food dispensaries and nothing more. We in the Western world tend to be a little unimaginative with our vending machines. We think a vending machine with a credit card slot is a massive leap forward when it’s not even close to the astoundingly strange, yet magnificently cool vending machines that are actually out there.

Here are some of them.

Used Schoolgirl Panties


Live Lobsters


Live Bait


Eggs


Pizza


Umbrellas


Porn


Kosher Foods


Batteries


Neckties


Sex Toys


Crabs


Proactiv


Pringles


Beer


Instant Noodles


Sneakers


Bread


Pet Beetles


Toilet Paper


Designer Condoms


iPods

Funny Taxi Driver Names

I think it's time for the taxi cab industry to shake things up a little. The same old scary people with weird names is so played at this point and frankly I think they've become too content. This is why I'm strongly considering getting some investors and finally starting my "Clown Steaks" taxi service. All cabs are driven by people dressed as clowns and you get a free steak with every fare. And yes, all cabs are steak blood red and have a horn that honks like a clown.