25 Movie Tattoos

Tattoos are not just for literary enthusiasts. movie buffs, too, are anxious to immortalize their cinema favorites. Take a look at tattoo artwork that runs the gamut from awesome to outright insane.

Giant Ukrainian Airplane Antonov An-225

The Antonov An-225 Mriya is a strategic airlift cargo aircraft, designed in the USSR in the 1980s. It is the world's heaviest aircraft. The design, built to transport the Buran orbiter, was an enlargement of the successful An-124 Ruslan.

Giant Ukrainian Airplane Antonov An-225

The Antonov An-225 Mriya is a strategic airlift cargo aircraft, designed in the USSR in the 1980s. It is the world's heaviest aircraft. The design, built to transport the Buran orbiter, was an enlargement of the successful An-124 Ruslan.

Joke Malam

Seorang Suami yang pekerjaannya sebagai IT barusan pulang dari kantor

Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) “Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in.”

Istri: “Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?”

Suami: “Bad command or filename.”

Istri: “Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!”

Suami: “Errorneous syntax. Abort?”

Istri: “Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?”

Suami: “Variable not found ….”

Istri: “OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri aja.”

Suami: “Sharing Violation. Access denied ….”

Istri: “Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja?”

Suami: “Too many parameters ….”

Istri: “Kamu tidak berguna.”

Suami: “It´s by Default.”

Istri: “Bagaimana dengan gajimu?”

Suami: “File in use … Try later.”

Istri: “Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?”

Suami: “Unknown Virus.”

Joke Malam

Seorang Suami yang pekerjaannya sebagai IT barusan pulang dari kantor

Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) “Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in.”

Istri: “Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?”

Suami: “Bad command or filename.”

Istri: “Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!”

Suami: “Errorneous syntax. Abort?”

Istri: “Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?”

Suami: “Variable not found ….”

Istri: “OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri aja.”

Suami: “Sharing Violation. Access denied ….”

Istri: “Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja?”

Suami: “Too many parameters ….”

Istri: “Kamu tidak berguna.”

Suami: “It´s by Default.”

Istri: “Bagaimana dengan gajimu?”

Suami: “File in use … Try later.”

Istri: “Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?”

Suami: “Unknown Virus.”

randomness...

i didn't sleep well last night....i don't know why....okay, maybe i do.  i saw a beat up van drive down our street, twice.  so at 11:00, i create scenarios of why it was driving down our dead end road.  i hate that about myself.  i am the biggest scaredy cat.  i double check the alarm, peek at the baby monitor, turn on the TV....and pray, a lot, that my scenarios are not real.   maybe i should paint my nails hot pink and that will make it all better.
i went to scotts this past weekend.  i LOVE scotts.  it rocks.  lots of my bff's live in GA.  i always try to meet up w/ them when i go.  this past friday, we all got together for dinner and drinks.  there is nothing like good girlfriends.  we ate at the ivy.  i kept asking if this was the same "ivy" as in LA but no one knew.  i definitely didn't see any celebrities and in my head the ivy was a lot more glamorous in LA.  i woke up on Sat. and made it my job to go to sephora.  that place is like crack (more on that later).  lenox mall didn't open until 10:00 but as i drove, i passed several yard sales....in a high end neighborhood in atl.  so i had to stop.  one lady tried to get me to buy a fox or maybe it was a mink.  i saw this picture and it made me remember....

yep, it was pink like the one above.  i told her i was a mother of two small children and that i had no where to wear something like that.  maybe i should have gotten it....do you think spit up would come out of it easy?
by 10:00, i was at sephora.  hello, that place is super dangerous.  i wanted new foundation.  i got a lady name karen, who pointed out a lot of areas i need to improve on when it comes to makeup.  in my head i hoped to leave looking like this:

but, if for some random reason you are still reading this, remember that i went out the night before w/ my girlfriends.  so i didn't leave looking like this.  instead, i got a lecture on how i shouldn't sleep in my makeup (which i swear, i usually do not do).  and i was convinced that i need to spend a lot of $$ on NARS makeup.  i was even told that i need to do homework...yes, sephora is a store that sells makeup.  my homework was to buy a good eye cream (should i be insulted) and use a mild exfoliator when i wash my face. any recommendations....b/c i was too broke when i left there to get the expensive eye cream!
okay....that is enough randomness...can you tell i have had a lot of coffee this AM!  tomorrow i will show y'all the demilune i bought at scotts!