Old Indian Currency

Victoria Portrait Series
The first set of British India notes were the 'Victoria Portrait' Series issued in denominations of 10, 20, 50, 100, 1000. These were unifaced, carried two language panels and were printed on hand-moulded paper manufactured at the Laverstock Paper Mills (Portals). The security features incorporated the watermark (GOVERNMENT OF INDIA, RUPEES, two signatures and wavy lines), the printed signature and the registration of the notes.

Rupees Ten
Rupees Hundered
British India Notes facilitated inter-spatial transfer of funds. As a security precaution, notes were cut in half. One set was sent by post. On confirmation of receipt, the other half was despatched by post.

Half note
This series remained largely unchanged till the introduction of the 'King's Portrait' series which commenced in 1923.

Green Underprint - Rupees Five Hundred

Green Underprint - Rupees Five

Red Underprint - Rupees Fifty
Small Denomination Notes
The introduction of small denomination notes in India was essentially in the realm of the exigent. Compulsions of the first World War led to the introduction of paper currency of small denominations. Rupee One was introduced on 30th November, 1917 followed by the exotic Rupees Two and Annas Eight. The issuance of these notes was discontinued on 1st January, 1926 on cost benefit considerations. These notes first carried the portrait of King George V and were the precursors of the 'King's Portrait' Series which were to follow.

Rupee One - Obverse

Rupee One -Reverse

Rupees Two and Annas Eight - Obverse
King's Portrait Series
Regular issues of this Series carrying the portrait of George V were introduced in May, 1923 on a Ten Rupee Note. The King's Portrait Motif continued as an integral feature of all Paper Money issues of British India. Government of India continued to issue currency notes till 1935 when the Reserve Bank of India took over the functions of the Controller of Currency. These notes were issued in denominations of Rs 5, 10, 50, 100, 500, 1000, 10,000.

Rupees Fifty

Rupees One Thousand

Rupees Ten Thousand
the Bank's issues to January 1938 when the first Five Rupee note was issued bearing the portrait of George VI.

Rupees Five - First Note issued by Reserve Bank of India
This was followed by Rs 10 in February, Rs 100 in March and Rs 1,000 and Rs 10,000 in June 1938.

Rupees One Hundred

Rupees One Thousand

Rupees Ten Thousand
In August 1940, the one-rupee note was reintroduced, once again as a war time measure, as a Government note with the status of a rupee coin,

Rupee One Obverse

Rupee One Reverse

Rupees Two
As an added security feature, the security thread was introduced for the first time in India.

George VI Profile

George VI Frontal
The George VI series continued till 1947 and thereafter as a frozen series till 1950 when post independence notes were issued.

Hilarious Conversation - Indian Tourism Board…:)

Following are the actual questions from tourists and actual responses by the Indian tourism website officials, who undoubtedly have an excellent sense of humour.
Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa.  Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in India? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? (U )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)
A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, straight after the hippo races.
Q: Can I wear high heels in India? (UK)
A: You're a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: Do you have perfume in India? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.
Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)

Neat HTML trick…..:)

1. Copy the below code and save it in notepad with extension  .html.( eg; ABCDE.html)
2. Then open it, click on the top pop up bar and select Allow blocked content
<HTML><HEAD>
        <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
        < META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2963" name=GENERATOR></HEAD>
        <BODY bgColor=black>
        <SCRIPT language=JavaScript>
        dCol='FF3399';//date colour.
        fCol='8833FF';//face colour.
        sCol='FF0000';//seconds colour.
        mCol='00FF00';//minutes colour.
        hCol='0000FF';//hours colour.
        nCol='ff8833';//New Year '8833FF' nice color
        //greann 22CC44
        nCol1='ff8833';
        nCol2='ff8833';
        nCol3='ff8833';
        nCol4='3388ff';
        nCol5='ff8833';
        nCol6='ff8080';
        nCol7='ff8833';
        nCol8='3388ff';
        ClockHeight=40;
        ClockWidth=40;
        ClockFromMouseY=-50;
        ClockFromMouseX=100;
        //Alter nothing below! Alignments will be lost!
        d=new Array("SUNDAY","MONDAY","TUESDAY","WEDNESDAY", "THURSDAY","FRIDAY","SATURDAY");
        m=new Array("JANUARY","FEBRUARY","MARCH","APRIL","MAY","JUNE","JULY","AUGUST","SEPTEMBER","OCTOBER","NOVEMBER","DECEMBER");
        date=new Date();
        day=date.getDate();
        year=date.getYear();
        if (year < 2000) year=year+1900;
        TodaysDate=" "+d[date.getDay()]+" "+day+" "+m[date.getMonth()]+" "+year;
        D=TodaysDate.split('');
        H='.......';
        H=H.split('');
        M='........';
        M=M.split('');
        S='.........';
        S=S.split('');
        Face='1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12';
        font='Arial';
        New= '. . . AND . . . . ';
        New2=' . . LOVELY . . ';
        New4=' . . KEEP . . ';
        New5=' . . HAVE . .';
        New3=' . . A . .';
        New8=' . . SMILING . .';
        New6=' * * * With Warm Regards life4pics...:) * * * *';
        New7=' . . Great . . ';
        New1=' . . DAY . . ';
        New9='. . .Made For Friends....';
        size=2;
        speed=0.4;
        ns=(document.layers);
        ie=(document.all);
        Face=Face.split(' ');
        n=Face.length;
        New=New.split(' ');
        ny=New.length;
        New1=New1.split(' ');
        ny1=New1.length;
        New2=New2.split(' ');
        ny2=New2.length;
        New3=New3.split(' ');
        ny3=New3.length;
        New4=New4.split(' ');
        ny4=New4.length;
        New5=New5.split(' ');
        ny5=New5.length;
        New6=New6.split(' ');
        ny6=New6.length;
        New7=New7.split(' ');
        ny7=New7.length;
        New8=New8.split(' ');
        ny8=New8.length;
        a=size*10;
        ymouse=0;
        xmouse=0;
        scrll=0;
        props="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+fCol+"><B>";
        nprops="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol+"><B>";
        nprops11="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol1+"><B>";
        nprops22="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol2+"><B>";
        nprops33="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol3+"><B>";
        nprops44="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol4+"><B>";
        nprops55="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol5+"><B>";
        nprops66="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol6+"><B>";
        nprops77="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol7+"><B>";
        nprops88="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+nCol8+"><B>";
        props2="<font face="+font+" size="+size+" color="+dCol+"><B>";
        Split=360/n;
        Dsplit=360/D.length;
        HandHeight=ClockHeight/4.5
        HandWidth=ClockWidth/4.5
        HandY=-7;
        HandX=-2.5;
        scrll=0;
        step=0.03;
        currStep=0;
        y=new Array();x=new Array();Y=new Array();X=new Array();
        for (i=0; i < n; i++){y[i]=0;x[i]=0;Y[i]=0;X[i]=0}
        Dy=new Array();Dx=new Array();DY=new Array();DX=new Array();
        for (i=0; i < D.length; i++){Dy[i]=0;Dx[i]=0;DY[i]=0;DX[i]=0}
        if (ns){
        for (i=0; i < D.length; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsDate'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+props2+D[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < n; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsFace'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+props+Face[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops+New[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny1; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew1'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops11+New1[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny2; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew2'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops22+New2[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny3; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew3'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops33+New3[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny4; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew4'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops44+New4[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny5; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew5'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops55+New5[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny6; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew6'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops66+New6[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny7; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew7'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops77+New7[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < ny8; i++)
        document.write('<layer name="nsNew8'+i+'" top=0 left=0 height='+a+' width='+a+'><center>'+nprops88+New8[i]+'</font></center></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < S.length; i++)
        document.write('<layer name=nsSeconds'+i+' top=0 left=0 width=15 height=15><font face=Arial size=3 color='+sCol+'><center><b>'+S[i]+'</b></center></font></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < M.length; i++)
        document.write('<layer name=nsMinutes'+i+' top=0 left=0 width=15 height=15><font face=Arial size=3 color='+mCol+'><center><b>'+M[i]+'</b></center></font></layer>');
        for (i=0; i < H.length; i++)
        document.write('<layer name=nsHours'+i+' top=0 left=0 width=15 height=15><font face=Arial size=3 color='+hCol+'><center><b>'+H[i]+'</b></center></font></layer>');
        }
        if (ie){
        document.write('<div id="Od" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < D.length; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieDate" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+props2+D[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="Of" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < n; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieFace" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+props+Face[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops+New[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On1" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny1; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew1" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops11+New1[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On2" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny2; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew2" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops22+New2[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On3" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny3; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew3" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops33+New3[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On4" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny4; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew4" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops44+New4[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On5" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny5; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew5" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops55+New5[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On6" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny6; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew6" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops66+New6[i]+'</font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On7" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny7; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew7" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops77+New7[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="On8" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < ny8; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieNew8" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0;height:'+a+';width:'+a+';text-align:center">'+nprops88+New8[i]+'</B></font></div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="Oh" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < H.length; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieHours" style="position:absolute;width:16px;height:16px;font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;color:'+hCol+';text-align:center;font-weight:bold">'+H[i]+'</div>');
        document.write('</div></div>');
        document.write('<div id="Om" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < M.length; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieMinutes" style="position:absolute;width:16px;height:16px;font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;color:'+mCol+';text-align:center;font-weight:bold">'+M[i]+'</div>');
        document.write('</div></div>')
        document.write('<div id="Os" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px"><div style="position:relative">');
        for (i=0; i < S.length; i++)
        document.write('<div id="ieSeconds" style="position:absolute;width:16px;height:16px;font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;color:'+sCol+';text-align:center;font-weight:bold">'+S[i]+'</div>');
        document.write('</div></div>')
        }
        (ns)?window.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE):0;
        function Mouse(evnt){
        ymouse = (ns)?evnt.pageY+ClockFromMouseY-(window.pageYOffset):event.y+ClockFromMouseY;
        xmouse = (ns)?evnt.pageX+ClockFromMouseX:event.x+ClockFromMouseX;
        }
        (ns)?window.onMouseMove=Mouse:document.onmousemove=Mouse;
        function ClockAndAssign(){
        time = new Date ();
        secs = time.getSeconds();
        sec = -1.57 + Math.PI * secs/30;
        mins = time.getMinutes();
        min = -1.57 + Math.PI * mins/30;
        hr = time.getHours();
        hrs = -1.575 + Math.PI * hr/6+Math.PI*parseInt(time.getMinutes())/360;
        if (ie){
        Od.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        Of.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On1.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On2.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On3.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On4.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On5.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On6.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On7.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        On8.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        Oh.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        Om.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        Os.style.top=window.document.body.scrollTop;
        }
        for (i=0; i < n; i++){
        var F=(ns)?document.layers['nsFace'+i]:ieFace[i].style;
        F.top=y[i] + ClockHeight*2*Math.sin(-1.0471 + i*Split*Math.PI/180)+scrll;
        F.left=x[i] + ClockWidth*2*Math.cos(-1.0471 + i*Split*Math.PI/180);
        }
        //for (i=0; i < ny; i++){
        // var N=(ns)?document.layers['nsNew'+i]:ieNew[i].style;
        // N.top=y[i] + ClockHeight*3.5*Math.sin(-1.0471 + i*Split*Math.PI/180)+scrll;
        // N.left=x[i] + ClockWidth*3.5*Math.cos(-1.0471 + i*Split*Math.PI/180);
        // }
        for (i=0; i < H.length; i++){
        var HL=(ns)?document.layers['nsHours'+i]:ieHours[i].style;
        HL.top=y[i]+HandY+(i*HandHeight)*Math.sin(hrs)+scrll;
        HL.left=x[i]+HandX+(i*HandWidth)*Math.cos(hrs);
        }
        for (i=0; i < M.length; i++){
        var ML=(ns)?document.layers['nsMinutes'+i]:ieMinutes[i].style;
        ML.top=y[i]+HandY+(i*HandHeight)*Math.sin(min)+scrll;
        ML.left=x[i]+HandX+(i*HandWidth)*Math.cos(min);
        }
        for (i=0; i < S.length; i++){
        var SL=(ns)?document.layers['nsSeconds'+i]:ieSeconds[i].style;
        SL.top=y[i]+HandY+(i*HandHeight)*Math.sin(sec)+scrll;
        SL.left=x[i]+HandX+(i*HandWidth)*Math.cos(sec);
        }
        for (i=0; i < D.length; i++){
        var DL=(ns)?document.layers['nsDate'+i]:ieDate[i].style;
        DL.top=Dy[i] + ClockHeight*2.5*Math.sin(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)+scrll;
        DL.left=Dx[i] + ClockWidth*2.5*Math.cos(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180);
        }
        for (i=0; i < ny; i++){
        var NY=(ns)?document.layers['nsNew'+i]:ieNew[i].style;
        NY.top=120+Dy[i] + ClockHeight*1.2*Math.sin(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)+scrll;
        NY.left=140+Dx[i] + ClockWidth*1.2*Math.cos(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180);
        }
        for (i=0; i < ny1; i++){
        var NY1=(ns)?document.layers['nsNew1'+i]:ieNew1[i].style;
        NY1.top=120+Dy[i] + ClockHeight*1.2*Math.sin(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)+scrll;
        NY1.left=Dx[i] + ClockWidth*1.2*Math.cos(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)-140;
        }
        for (i=0; i < ny2; i++){
        var NY2=(ns)?document.layers['nsNew2'+i]:ieNew2[i].style;
        NY2.top=150+Dy[i] + ClockHeight*1.2*Math.sin(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)+scrll;
        NY2.left=Dx[i] + ClockWidth*1.2*Math.cos(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180);
        }
        for (i=0; i < ny3; i++){
        var NY3=(ns)?document.layers['nsNew3'+i]:ieNew3[i].style;
        NY3.top=Dy[i] + ClockHeight*1.2*Math.sin(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)+scrll-120;
        NY3.left=140+Dx[i] + ClockWidth*1.2*Math.cos(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180);
        }
        for (i=0; i < ny4; i++){
        var NY4=(ns)?document.layers['nsNew4'+i]:ieNew4[i].style;
        NY4.top=Dy[i] + ClockHeight*1.2*Math.sin(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)+scrll-120;
        NY4.left=Dx[i] + ClockWidth*1.2*Math.cos(currStep+i*Dsplit*Math.PI/180)-140;
        }
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Are we becoming less by the day  ?

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless 

Our cooking – Fireless

Our youth - Jobless 

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relationship - Loveless 

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless 

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless 

Our Salary - Very less 

Our emails - useless!!!